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The Product Placement President

October 7, 2006

So yeah, Monica Lewisnky and Bill Clinton sold a few cigars, right? And I thought that was…shall we say … in bad taste. So, in fact, is this: President Bush PRODUCT PLACING his sister’s book. He knows he’ll be in the news, he has the ability to call a press conference whenever he wants. So, why not just bring a copy of his sister’s book along? She can make a few bucks, right?

And, my friends, this is exactly what he did for all of HIS friends. He product placed companies all through the war, and now we invest in oil and defense companies, because we know the president is endorsing them.

He should be carrying Bob Woodward’s new book, State of Denial.President Bush just happens to be carrying his sister’s book