Harry Potter is just a mediocre book but does it suck like a hooker?

First, if you want to see a real Colbert fan site, go to Colbert’s Heroes and/or No Fact Zone .  Tell them ya got sent from The Heartland.  I met the webdesigner of Colbert’s Heroes on a forum, a land I rarely forage into, but I had to clear up the spam issue ’cause Simple People Don’t Spam.  No Fact Zone commented here, I BELIEVE, and dazzled me with the site.

So, let’s move on to a younger-generation’s controversy, except that 6′3 and I are discussing it.  Harry Potter kind of sucks.  Not, sucks like a hooker on a saturday night, but maybe sucks like the school slut on a WEDNESDAY.

So, I’m stretched out across the 6′3 one.  He’s sort of a Harry Potter fan, but he has a variety of interests so he would be a fan of anything.  He’s also a critical thinking fan.  For example, he is a fan of the corvette,  but not the new corvettes, because they look too much like corvettes.

** Sigh **

So, we once read an article, maybe in The Guardian, about how the tri-wizard tournament is the kind of game your mom would make up, because you can win by being nice.  And I’m TRYING to find that article.  It was delightful.